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Artistic Naked Men Playing Nude Cards
The playing card choice for adults only! This complete pack of 52 playing cards features artistic nude images of rather macho looking men- not for kids or those with a delicate disposition! These playing...
£1.99
Birthday Condoms - Pick Your Age!
A popular gag Birthday pressie, one of these Birthday Condoms will fit nicely into a birthday card envelope or in with a larger gift. Let them know they are never too old for some action! Each of these...
£1.50
Boobies Mug
The ultimate man's mug! This ceramic mug features a moulded pair of lady boobies with nipple details! Comfortable handle and good size makes it excellent for tea drinking too! Boobies Mug Ceramic Mug Featuring...
£4.00
Bull Whip - Catwoman Indiana Jones Style Bullwhip
This bull whip is handy for a wide variety of fancy dress themes and occasions! This material Bull Whip is 6ft (72") long, and prefect for Indiana Jones, Catwoman, Ring Masters, Cowboys and much more!...
£2.99
Bum Shorts
This hilarious pair of shorts is a classic Joke item that is always sure to get a laugh! Features Red & White Stripy Shorts with PVC Bottom sticking out of the back! The shorts are elasticated for comfort....
£5.50
Cat O' 9 Tails - Hand Whip
Get a bit rough and naughty with this Cat o' Nine Tails style whip! This Leather look whip makes a great saucy bedroom joke and a fun Hen Party accessory- even includes a writ strap for easy carrying....
£2.50
Deluxe Bunny Girl Kit - Pink Playboy Style
With the Deluxe Bunny Girl Kit you are ready to have some real fun! This Deluxe Bunny Kit includes flexible Bunny Ears on Headband, Wrist Cuffs, Collar with Bow Tie & Fluffy Marabou Tail. Looks similar...
£9.99
Deluxe Bunny Girl Kit - White Playboy Style
With the Deluxe Bunny Girl Kit you are ready to have some real fun! This Deluxe Bunny Kit includes flexible Bunny Ears on Headband, Wrist Cuffs, Collar with Bow Tie & Fluffy Marabou Tail. Looks similar...
£9.99
Do You Measure Up Condoms - 3 Size Joke Condoms
This hilarious 3 Condom pack will help anyone find where they fit in the Peck(er)ing order! With these Do You Measure Up? Condoms you will have a good laugh whether you are a 'Teenie Weenie', an 'Average...
£2.99
Emergency Underpants Keyring
We've all got that one mate who had too much to drink or pushed a fart out just a bit too hard and had themselves a little 'accident'. Well we've got the gift for them! :-D Featuring a keyring that contains...
£4.00
Fake Boobs - Plastic
A popular accessory for both Hen and Stag Dos! These Plastic Boobs will give you a lovely chest indeed! Features a pair of plastic Boobs with Pink Nipple detail and cord for easy attachment! Great for...
£2.99
For My Best Friend Surprise Willy Mug
This Mug says 'For My Best Friend' on the front of it, but to your friend's surprise when they start drinking from it they will find a willy poking out of their drink! This mug has a ceramic willy built...
£5.50
Google Porn Mug
This bright and colourful mug is the ideal gift to give or receive! Perfect for that 'left handed internet surfer' you know! The design features the Google internet logo with a big boobed lady representing...
£5.50
Grow A Boyfriend
Can't get a perfect date? Then just grow the perfect mate! Simply place in water and within 2 hours he will start to grow! Grows up to 600% his original size in 72 hours. Once removed from water he will...
£1.99
Grow A Girlfriend
Can't get a perfect date? Then just grow the perfect mate! Simply place in water and within 2 hours she will start to grow! Grows up to 600% her original size in 72 hours. Once removed from water she will...
£1.99
Grow Your Own Willy - Or Buy One For a Friend!
Grow Your Own Willy! This willy doesn't need viagra, won't finish early and actually grows in water instead of shrinking! Simply place this little willy in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow,...
£1.99
Handcuffs
Handcuffs Metal handcuffs. Great for Cops and Robbers or Stag nights. Safety release Key Adult carnival item.
£4.00
Inflatable Sheep - Blow Up Bonking Baa Baa
A Stag Night classic, grab yourself a Bonking Baa Baa and bring out the beast in Ewe! This hilarious Inflatable Sheep blows up to a convenient 18" long beauty! Features all the correct sheep details, including...
£5.99
Inflatable Willy
Have a blast on your night out/Hen Do with this big Inflatable Willy! This 90cm Inflatable features a large shaft and balls, and is sure to get all the ladies laughing! Just make sure you don't blow too...
£6.50
Jolly Jumping Pecker- Wind Up Willy
A long time favourite in the adult novelty section, this wind up penis jitters backwards and forwards on its little legs! Great as a silly present, joke gift or just simple fun for a Stag/Hen Do! Jolly...
£2.50
Kama Sutra Playing Cards
The playing card choice for adults only! This complete pack of 52 playing cards features naughty images of naked cartoon people going at it in a variety of different positions- not for kids or those with...
£1.99
Lady's Dare Cards - Hen Party Night Out Fun
Have a blast on your night out/Hen Do with these Lady's Dare Cards! This pack of 24 girl gang themed Dares include everything from straight drinking dares to pinching as many men's bums as you can in 60...
£1.50
Little John Blow Up Doll - Inflatable Man
The trademark Hen Do accessory! Little John always listens to you, never cheats on you, doesn't spend all his time on the Playstation and is VERY easy to pick up! Little John is a full size (5ft) inflatable...
£14.99
Lovely Lolita Blow Up Doll - Inflatable Woman
The trademark Stag Do accessory! Lolita never complains about having headaches, never argues, never two-times and is VERY easy to pick up! Lovely Lolita is a full size (5ft) inflatable female doll. Being...
£14.99
Masturbation Kit
The ultimate gift for that total wanker in your life! This joke pressie consists of a single latex glove (as you can never be too careful), a single wipe (for clearing up) and has a target on the back...
£2.50
Miss Pussy Slip - Lady's Thong
The ultimate in women's bedroom clothing, the Miss Pussy Slip is sure to turn a guy's head! This Pink and White Thong looks like a Cat's face, complete with ears, lips, nose, whiskers, googly eyes and...
£4.00
Naked Body Lighter Case
A classic saucy novelty, this soft latex lighter case is sure to get a giggle! The Body Lighter Case looks just like it sounds; a naked body complete with naughty bits and body details! Male body and female...
£1.50
Nude Man Willy Apron
This hilarious novelty naked apron has the torso of a buff man on the front topped off with a 3-dimensional plush willy and balls hanging out. Possibly not the best kitchen apron to wear when your mother...
£5.99
Penis Mug - Willy Stud Mug
The ultimate lady's mug! This ceramic mug features a moulded penis and balls shaped handle! The handle itself is hollow so once you have a hot drink inside the handle will also be warm just like the real...
£4.50
Ring For Sex Bell - Mini Bell Keyring
Let someone know when you need some action with this Ring For Sex Bell Keyring! This attractive miniature Red and Black Bell does exactly what it says on the front- Ring For Sex! This miniature version...
£2.50
Sex Couple Keyring - Sexy Time Action!
A classic saucy novelty and fun adult toy, each of these metal keyrings consists of two or more little people enjoying some sexy time action! Each keyring has hinges and a point where you can control the...
£1.99
Sex Dice - Glow in the Dark
Have some fun with these Glow in the Dark Sex Dice! One dice shows sexual positions, the other shows rooms of the house- roll them both to see what position to do it in and where! They glow in the dark...
£2.99
Squeeze Willy - Stress Dick!
The ultimate gift for shocking and amusing! This Flesh coloured Squeeze Willy is sure to kick up a few laughs are even act as a fun stress reliever! Stretch it, squeeze it, wave it about, wangle it! Great...
£4.00
Stripper Kit - Chippendale Style
Impress the ladies with this Stripper Kit! You'll look like one of the Chippendales in no time! Includes satin cuffs and satin collar with bow tie. Great for Hen Parties, Stag Dos or as a confident Fancy...
£4.99
Testicle Keyring! Novelty Scrotum! Pair of Balls
This rather grim looking keyring is by far the most bo!!ocks gift anyone could ever receive! Featuring a solid resin keyring that looks like a 'happy sack' in all of its dangling glory! The perfect gift...
£2.99
Willy Ice Tray - Mould
These ice cubes made by this tray are sure to get the girls giggling! This Willy Ice Tray will allow you to make 5 willy shaped ice cubes, great for girl's nights in! Optionally you could melt some of...
£1.99
Willy Straws- Pack of 10
A popular Hen Night accessory! These Willy Straws are sure to get the Hens in a giggle! Made from sturdy plastic so they can be kept as souvenirs, washed and reused. Pack of 10 straws. Also available in...
£2.99
Willy Warmer
Keep those cold chills away by wrapping up the little fellow in this Willy Warmer! This Willy Warmer is an attractive knitted pouch for your privates! In bright, striking colours with compartments for...
£4.00
XXL Squeeze Stress Boob
This could be the ultimate stress ball for men ! This large and weighty 12cm squidgy ball is shaped and coloured to resemble a lady's breast, and is both realistic looking and textured! Grab it, squeeze...
£7.00
XXX Naked Girls Playing Cards
The playing card choice for adults only! This complete pack of 52 playing cards features graphic XXX nude images of rather lovely looking ladies- not for kids or those with a delicate disposition! The...
£4.00