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Alien Egg
£1.99
a small Alien Foetus in an egg shell filled with slime.
Colours & Design may vary from pictured!
The egg measures
approx. 9cm long
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Avalanche
Snow Spray
£4.99
Snow avalanche spray.
Create your own snow storm!
Blast your mates with a jet propelled snowball avalanche!
Spray is non-toxic.
250grams
Also
see Custard Pie Spray
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Bang
Flag Gun
£2.99
When the gun fires, a colourful bang flag unrolls. This
is a great comedy prop!
Use again & again!
Flag Size: 6" by 6"
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Bendy
Teaspoon
£3.50
Hand your victim a spoon and watch as it bends in half.
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Bendy Fork
£2.99
A perfect companion to the bending spoon. Hand your victim
a fork and watch as it bends in half. Good for a million laughs.
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Billy
Bob Novelty Dummy
£4.99
'THE ONLY PACIFIER
WITH PERSONALITY'
Hilarious Novelty dummies guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
Buy one for your little one to entertain friends and family.
These are the OFFICIAL Billy Bob dummies, not imitations, and
are packaged on a sealed card.
They are the latest craze in the USA.
These dummies comply with EEC Directive 90/128/EEC, they are
recommended for ages 6 months plus.
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Brain
Prop
£5.99
This brain is missing from its owner and may easily
become someone's next meal. It's painfully pragmatic.
Add some extra fake blood to magnify the nasty details of this
brain.
Prop is 4" high by 6" long by 4" wide. Made of rubber with
sponge inside
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Brandy
Glass
£2.99
Cover the brandy glass with a card, turn both upside-down,
and remove the card. AND don't spill the drink!
Pretend to toss a drink to a friend. Splashy Fun! Nobody Gets
Wet.
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Brush for Bald Heads!
£3.99
Even the bald guys need a little brushing now and then …and
this is the perfect gag gift for the guy who's getting thin
on top.
No teeth, just a soft "polisher" of a brush.
Nicely presented in a colourful box.
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Bubbles
50p each
I'm forever blowing bubbles!
You will be with these 70ml bottles of bubbly fun. Always extremely
popular and great for children young or old. Complete with blower.
Age 3+.
Product may
differ from image from time to time
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Burp Master Keyring
£1.50
Are your belching skills lacking that extra punch?
The Burp Master will shock and amuse everyone in the vicinity.
Just press one of the six buttons to unleash a torrent of noisy
wind.
•Burping key ring •Six burping effects
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Caps
8 Shot Ring Caps
£1.75
Caps to use for 8 shot cap guns
(A Card contains 25 rings = 200 shots)
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Caps
Single Shot (80)
£1.50
Replacement caps for Detonator and Exploding Jokes
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Caps:
100 Shot Paper Caps
£1.50 per Tube
Caps to use for 100 shot cap guns
(1 Tube contains 12 rolls of caps)
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Chatter
Choppers
£2.99
Life sized chattering teeth wound by a key. Life size.
Clockwork.
7cm x 6cm x 3.5cm
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Chatter
Choppers - Walking
£1.50 each
Wind-Up Chomping Teeth.
Watch ’em chatter as they walk! A classic gag gift and a funny
desk accessory, these 1" plastic teeth with feet make a fun
prize for kids at a dentist’s office!
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Chest
Wig
£4.99
Life sized chest wig. Self adhesive
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Chicken
'Plucked'
£7.50
The Plucked Rubber Chicken! 50cm (20ins) approx
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Chinese Finger Trap
£1.00
Classic Joke Item.
Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap.
Watch the fun as they try to get them out. Made of multi-coloured
Plastic.
Approx 9 inches long.
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Cigar
- Giant Hobo puffs smoke
£1.50 each
This cigar blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'.
Approx 10inches long.
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Clapper
Board
£4.99 each
Large clapperboard makes a great decoration prop for
Hollywood film parties & events
30cm x 25cm
(10.5" x 12")
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Colour Change Putty
£1.50
Familiarly squidgy, malleable putty, but with a curious
property; the colour changes according to temperature, making
this a 'slimy' product that appeals as much to girls as boys.
Each portion of putty is contained within a transparent plastic
ball for a mess-free demonstration of its colour-changing abilities.
Features: •Four assorted colours •Measures 4cm
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Correction Fluid Spill
£1.50
Correction fluid bottle & joke fake spill
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Custard Pie Foam Spray
£2.99
Ready, steady, SPLAT!
Foam is non-toxic, non-staining and non-flammable.
Great for 'Bugsy Malone' Productions
Please Note: This item is a novelty, it is not edible!
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Diet Spoon
£2.99 each
Looking to shed a few pounds or trying to drop a hint
to someone?
This spoon comes with a very large hole in the bowl.
You couldn't eat with it if you tried!
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Dinosaur
Specs
£1.00 each
Dinosaur glasses - black framed glasses with clear plastic
lens freaky fake eyes will amaze, fool or scare your friends!
Eyes can be removed and glasses used for geeks, schoolboys,
Buddy Holly, Elvis Costello, Austin powers etc... Perfect for
Rocky Horror's Brad
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Dog
Turd - Long
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo.
Leave on the Carpet and wait the reaction!!
The long poo is approx 15cm long
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Dog Turd - Round
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo. Leave on the Carpet and wait
the reaction!!
The round dog poo is approx 9cm in diameter
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Dog
Turd with Footprint
£1.50
Dog poo that
looks like someone has stepped in it!! Just leave on the carpet
and wait!
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Dog
Turd - Sticky Round
£1.99
Not only does
this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like
it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture.
To heighten it's comic value this canine cack comes gift wrapped
in pretty foil for that 'Special' person in your life.
Comes Gift Wrapped!
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Double
Headed 10p Coin
£10.00
DOUBLE HEADED 10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted 10p
shows a "Heads" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured
from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by
Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
The date is the same on both sides. Have fun with them, maybe
win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination
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Double Sided
10p Coin - Tails
£10.00
DOUBLE TAILS
10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted
10p shows a "Tails" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured
from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by
Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
Have fun with them, maybe win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination
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Dr
Farts Keyring
£3.99
The Dr. Fart keyring has 6 hilarious fart sounds for
you to let rip anywhere and blame on the innocent!!
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Droopy
Eye Specs
£1.99
Plastic Glasses With Drooping Eyes On Springs!!
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Electric
Shock Pen
£2.99
Shocking pen that also writes!
It looks like an ordinary Pen - until your victim tries
to use it. That's when they get a nasty (yet harmless) shock!
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Exhaust
Whistle
£1.35
Place in your victim car's exhaust, and listen for the
loud whistle noise!!
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Fart
Machine - Remote Control #2
£19.99
15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with
100 feet range. Requires Battery (1x 9V)
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Fart
Spray 100g
£2.99
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!
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Fart
Spray 30g
£1.50
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!
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Finger
Frights
60p each
Rubbery little creatures and childhood classics (something
similar has recently been featured in TV advertisements, giving
them a surge of popularity).
There are wide variations in the design, colour and facial expressions
so everyone will have their favourite monster.
Features: •Assorted designs •Perfect 'party bag' line •Approx
2.5cm high
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Flexiface
£1.50
Finger holes allow the rubbery faces to be manipulated
amusingly.
Features •8cm •Assorted designs
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Flexi-Flyer
£1.99
A flexible flying ring that springs from a tiny 8cm
pocket pouch into a full-size 22cm disc.
Features: •22cm disc •Individually boxed •Colours Vary
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Flick
Comb
£2.99
1950's Replica Flick Comb Ideal for Fancy Dress Accessory,
Grease, Rebel Without a Cause etc!
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Fortune
Telling Fish
20p each
Place the mystical red Fortune Telling Fish on the palm
of your hand- and watch it begin to move, wiggle, curl up or
flip off your hand all by itself!
It moves differently with different people, and kids love them!
For more fun, look on the back of the special envelope to see
what the movements mean.
Are you independent? Are you fickle? Are you in love?
See what the Fortune Telling Fish has to say about you!
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Fun
Snaps (Bangers)
50 snaps per small box
50p/Small Box
Throw these fun snaps on the ground and they make a banging
noise. Do Not Throw At People or Animals.
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Golf
Jokes -
Exploding Golf Ball
£3.99
The exploding golf ball looks like a regular golf ball but with
one very special difference. It blows up in a spectacular cloud
of smoke (powder) on impact.
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Golf
Jokes -
Crazy Golf Ball
£1.50
Which ever way you putt it, this little monkey will never putt
straight!
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Golf
Jokes -
Phantom Ball
£2.99
One of the BEST Golf Jokes!
An official sized golf ball with a genuine look and feel.
The "Phantom" golf ball disappears into a watery mist on impact.
Really amusing - most golfers won't have a clue what has happened,
as the ball literally vanishes into thin air!
Another classic golfing gag to suprise your fellow golfers with!
Brand New In Packaging
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Golf
Jokes - Pop A Putt
£2.99
The Ultimate Golf Joke (Pop-A-Putt).
Slip the Pop-A-Put into the Cup when they are not looking and
stand back.
On the next putt, watch the incredible shock on their faces
when the ball pops right out of the hole.
Brand New In Packaging.
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Hand
Buzzer
£1.50
Metal - wind
up, place in palm of hand. When someone shakes your hand, they
get a buzzing surprise.
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Handcuffs
- Metal
£3.99
These toy handcuffs
are made of metal just like the real ones!
A special key is included for realistic release.
These toy metal handcuffs also offer a safety release that does
not require the key. These toy handcuffs are great for pretend
play!
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Inflatable
Tongue
£4.99
Absurd and
surreal are two words to describe this prank.
The rubbery "tongue" is disturbingly realistic, with a mottled,
whitened surface, but contains a hidden plastic tube with a
pacifier-style tip.
When inserted between the lips, the tube can be blown through
to inflate the tongue into an unnatural bubble.
Packaged in a hygienic, sealed plastic blister. Features •8cm
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Instant Poo
in a Can
£2.99
Instant Crap! Leave a turd for a friend or enemy.
Just hold down the plunger (much like a hair mousse can's)
and release when you're satisfied with your pile.
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Invisible
Dog - Dog Lead
£4.99
You've heard of the invisible man - now marvel at the
invisible dog!
A classic gag to entertain young & old alike, this stiffly wired
dog lead with harness to hold your invisible dog will stimulate
youngsters' imaginations and acting skills.
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Jointed
Snake
70p Each
Hold the snake by the tail, and the jointed sections
make the head and body sway realistically.
Features: •28 cm •Assorted colours.
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Joke Parking
Ticket
with self adeshive wallets
£2.50
These NEW style joke parking tickes are the best!
You recieve 4 Novelty Tickets & 4 self adhesive Ticket
Wallets, which attach to the windscreen.
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Pack
#1 includes:
1x
Selfish parking ticket
1x Parking too close ticket
1x Private parking ticket
1x Reckless parking ticket
& 4x self adeshive Ticket Wallets
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Pack
#2 includes:
1x
Dirty Car ticket
1x Joke Parking ticket
1x Private parking ticket
1x Disabled parking ticket
& 4x self adeshive Ticket Wallets
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Juggling
balls
£4.50
Capsules that roll and lurch unpredictably!
Place
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Jump-Ups
Smiley Face
50p
Push the Smiley Face down onto the base, Wait a few
seconds and then "POP", up springs the bug to approximately
2-3 feet in the air.
A Classic childs toy that never fails to make a child smile
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Jumping
Beans
20p each
Capsules that roll and lurch unpredictably!
Place the jumping beans in your hand and watch them move.
Do not eat or ingest.
Plastic capsules containing a ball bearing. Packaging and bean
colors may vary.
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Joke
Scratch Cards (4)
£1.99
Card of 4 "Shattered Dreams" Scratch Cards
Trick your friends with these authentic looking scartch cards.
All "Win" £50,000!
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Knife
Through Head
£1.99
Classic visual gag. It looks like a knife has been stabbed
right through your skull.
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Keyfinder
Keyring
£2.99
A whistle from the owner activates the bleeper and light
in this keyring, enabling lost keys to be found.
Batteries included. Features: •5cm
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Laughing
Bag
£4.99
Give him a squeeze to have him in fits of laughter 12cm
colourful printed squeeze activated electronic laughing bag.
Colours may vary. Ages 3+. Batteries included.
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Magic
Light Bulb (Glass)
£5.99
As if by magic, this ordinary looking light bulb lights up in
the magician's hand.
No connections to the magician are necessary. The light bulb
is completely safe, and suitable for children as well as adults.
Individually packaged in colourful, attractive boxes.
No skill is required - learn the magic light bulb's secret within
five minutes of opening the package.
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Mirrorscope
£4.99
Any item
placed in the base appears to float...
A fascinating optical illusion that fools everyone and is
a must for collectors of such optical curiosities. Any item
of a suitable size placed in the base appears to float above,
totally unsuspended. Viewed from the right angle it is so
effective that the impulse to reach out and touch it is almost
irresistible. Parabolic mirrors are the secret. 15cm
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Movie Award
(23cm)
£4.99
Oscar Award just like the real thing!!
This is a plastic Oscar (Gold colour) which would be ideal
to give to any budding young actor or Drama Queen and i`m
sure we all know a few of them?!
Size: 9 1/2" tall.
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Mr Grasshead
£4.99
Mr Grasshead
is a classic. Water the head and watch grass sprout like green
hair, which can then be trimmed and styled, as good as any
punk!! Mr Grasshead is a large fist-sized head stuffed with
sawdust, grass seed is mixed into the top so that when watered,
grass sprouts like green hair.
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Mustard Jar
with Snake & Squeaker
£2.99
Glass mustard
jar. Open the jar and a squeaking snake pops up!
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Mystic Ball
£5.99
Ask the
mystical Magic 8 ball a question and turn it over to see the
answer displayed in the mystic window. Also known as the Magic
Eight Ball. The perfect cure for indecisiveness!
11cm diameter.
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Nerd
Specs
£1.99
There must be a reason why all nerds have these, wear
them and find out why!
Specs are coloured black, with thick lenses.
One size fits all.
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Noise
Putty
£1.50
Stick your finger in & out of the putty to hear the funny
noise.
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Novelty
Note Pads:
CRAFT Pad
£2.99
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing!
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad
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Novelty
Note Pads:
This B**D Called
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad
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Novelty
Note Pads:
The S**t Hit The Fan
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad
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Pan Pipe
50p each
8.5 x 8cm Musical Pan Pipes, great for party bags.
A Classic childs toy that never fails to make a child smile
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Pea
Shooter
£1.99
Pea Shooter Kit with 48 Pellets
Additional Bags of Peas
30p
each
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Perfect
Bagde
£4.99
Do you know someone who's perfect?
Now they can tell the world with this Freudian slip prefect
style badge.
Made from high quality enamel with a hinge pin fastening, this
badge may remind you of school badges displayed by all-powerful
Prefects but this one just reads, Perfect.
The Perfect Badge comes in a jewellery box with the message
'For Someone Who's Perfect' emblazoned on the lid.
A great gift for that perfect someone, or just that person who
thinks they're perfect!
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Playing Cards -
Crooked
£1.99
These cards are a real novelty! The name says it all. Even though
this deck comes in a straight-sided box, each card is crooked.
Anyone playing a game with this deck will think his vision is
WAY off.
Plastic Coated Playing Cards,
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Playing
Cards
Normal Size
£1.00
A5 size Playing
Cards
Size 5"x7"
£4.99
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Playing
Cards
Jumbo-Jumbo 8"x12"
£10.99
The price is right on these giant cards. This big game
is perfect for the big gambler and we believe they are the biggest
cards in the world..probably! Dimensions: H 300mm W 210mm
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Playing
Cards
Transparent
£3.99
We’ve never seen anything quite like this before.
The standard pack of cards are made from transparent, flexible
material with stylish swirl design on the back with the usual
suit designs printed on opposite, so opponents can’t see which
cards you have.
Smart, cool and fresh looking. •9.5cm tall
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Rattlesnake
Eggs
99p
A noise and vibration prank that works by making people think
it contains hatched snakes.
When they open the envelope it releases a wound up elastic band
and this in turn makes a washer rattle in the bag. Can be reused
in a variety of situations.
Try putting one in a greetings card for a nervous friend.
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Rocket
Balloons
(2 in a pack)
50p per pack
Blow it up, let it go - it screams as it flies. Reusable, singly
wrapped with instructions and straw
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Silly
String
Sprays coloured party foam string!
£1.99 each
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Skeleton
Rubber 12"
£1.00
30cm soft rubber skeletons, with detailed body parts.
Each skeleton includes a small elastic band attached to the
head for hanging. Great for decorating any Halloween event.
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Skull
Prop
£7.99
A fake pirate style skull prop made of vinyl. Slightly
smaller than a realistic size but does have a realistic look
to the finish.
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Slinky
Plastic Rainbow
£1.50
Relive the glory days of the post-war simplicity of
pure stair-based fun.
With its rainbow colours this durable plastic slinky has the
added charm of flower power as it makes its way down your stairs.
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Smoke
Bombs
(2 x Small White Bombs)
£1.25
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!
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Smoke
Bombs
(2 x LARGE Red Bombs)
£2.00
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!
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Snapper
£1.50
Try to hook the rubber band. Looks easy until you try. Once
you know the secret, you can hook it every time. Great trick
to pass around and have them try to do it.
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Spud
Gun
£2.99
This is a high quality die cast metal version and will last
a lifetime.
This is not an ordinary gun, it has 4 functions:
1- Its a spudgun
2- Its a cap gun
3- Its a water pistol
4- It fires rubber pellets which are supplied with the gun.
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Spy Glasses
£1.00
To look at these spy glasses you would think that they were
nothing more than an ordinary pair of sunglasses.
However, they have a unique mirror feature that also allows
you to see behind you!
The unique lens allows you to look straight ahead as normal
although a quick glance to the side and you can see through
the mirrored lens as to whats going on behind you.
Ideal for undercover coverts and general spying and also very
usual as a rear view mirror whilst cycling.
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Spy Pen
£1.25
A Must for any Spy's!
Make secret messages.
Writing is invisible until rubbed over by the other pen, after
which it appears for easy reading. •15cm Tall
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Squirt
Wee Boy
£3.99
Fill the cheeky chapie with water, pull his shorts down and
a stream of water flows out of, well, where you'd expect. The
kind of nostalgic curiosity that never seems to lose it's appeal.
19cm Tall
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Stink
Bombs
(3 in a box)
£1.00
Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier.
These are the original stink blasters.
Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.
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Stretchy Smiley
Man
50p
each
Sticky smiley Men who stretch to an amazing length.
Individually bagged. 6cm
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Surprise Snakes
in Nut Tin
£3.99
You've got to have one of these classic pranks lying
around, it will carry on giving laughs for years. It's a tin
with a plastic lid which rattles enticingly.
When you take off the lid three half meter long snakes fly
out. - Nut style tin with 3 springy snakes.
- Tin rattles as if a few nuts are left.
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Surprise Snakes
in Potato Chips Tin
£5.99
Once you pop, the suprise snakes won't stop!!
2x Large 44" spring snakes jump out of the tube when
opened.
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Syringe
Pen
£1.00
Fun refillable pen that looks like a syringe filled with blood!
They write in BLUE ink Completely
refillable with a standard biro refill, just unscrew the end.
FUN QUALITY PEN - ideal for any healthcare professional
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Temporary Stick-on
Tattoos
start
from 95p
What are temporary tattoos?
Many people call them fake tattoos or removable tattoos. A
fake tattoo or removable tattoo is applied in a few seconds
with water and will usually last for 2-5 days or longer.They
can be removed with rubbing alcohol.
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Trick
Slide In Dagger
(Dissappearing Dagger)
£1.50
Blade Retracts into Handle as you stab.
Llooks like pretend stabbing.
Ideal for Stage Productions or Plays.
Silver plastic blade with black plastic handle
Measurements:
Total Length:18.3cm (Blade:7.7cm Handle:10.6cm)
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Trick Dice
£1.99
Casino quality Dice!
4 Dice in a tube: 2 Normal Dice & 2 Trick Dice
The trick dice will always roll a 7 or a 11
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Vomit
£4.50
Large fake spew! Disgusting! 12" approx
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Whoopee
Cushion
99p
The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow
up yourself and hide in a chair.
Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through
the ages
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Whoopee
Cushion
Self Inflating
£2.50
This is the new and improved whoopee cushion because it inflates
itself after each fart. It's always ready to make it's classic
fart noise without the need to blow it up each time!
6" diameter
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