Jokes & Novelties Pages

Arse / Face Soap
£4.99
The morning shower is a complicated discipline.
Sometimes you need a helping hand in pinpointing just where to lather up next.
Our Arse/Face Soap will introduce some much needed hygiene into the mornings ablutions, telling you in no uncertain terms exactly where to stick the soap next.
Our Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed. Its striking black and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on while in the bath.
After all, you wouldn't want the 'Face' side accidentally coming into contact with your, ahem, other side, would you?
This novelty soap comes in an attractive and colourful box and makes the perfect gift.
Size: W 9cm x H 5.5cm x D 2.8cm

Avalanche Snow Spray
£4.99
Snow avalanche spray.
Create your own snow storm!
Blast your mates with a jet propelled snowball avalanche!
Spray is non-toxic.
250grams

 

Also see Custard Pie Spray

Bang Flag Gun
£2.99
When the gun fires, a colourful bang flag unrolls. This is a great comedy prop!
Use again & again!
Flag Size: 6" by 6"

Bendy Teaspoon
£2.99
Hand your victim a spoon and watch as it bends in half.

Bendy Fork
£2.99
A perfect companion to the bending spoon. Hand your victim a fork and watch as it bends in half. Good for a million laughs.

BILLY BOB NOVELTY DUMMY
£4.99
'THE ONLY PACIFIER WITH PERSONALITY'
Hilarious Novelty dummies guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
Buy one for your little one to entertain friends and family.
These are the OFFICIAL Billy Bob dummies, not imitations, and are packaged on a sealed card.
They are the latest craze in the USA.
These dummies comply with EEC Directive 90/128/EEC, they are recommended for ages 6 months plus.

Brandy Glass
£2.99
Cover the brandy glass with a card, turn both upside-down, and remove the card. AND don't spill the drink!
Pretend to toss a drink to a friend. Splashy Fun! Nobody Gets Wet.

Caps
8 Shot Ring Caps
£1.75
Caps to use for 8 shot cap guns
(A Card contains 25 rings = 200 shots)

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Caps:
100 Shot Paper Caps
£1.50 per Tube
Caps to use for 100 shot cap guns
(1 Tube contains 12 rolls of caps)

Chatter Choppers
£2.99
Life sized chattering teeth wound by a key. Life size. Clockwork.
7cm x 6cm x 3.5cm

Chatter Choppers - Walking
£1.50 each
Wind-Up Chomping Teeth.
Watch ’em chatter as they walk! A classic gag gift and a funny desk accessory, these 1" plastic teeth with feet make a fun prize for kids at a dentist’s office!

Chest Wig
£4.99
Life sized chest wig. Self adhesive

Chicken 'Plucked'
£7.50
The Plucked Rubber Chicken! 50cm (20ins) approx

Chinese Finger Trap
£1.00
Classic Joke Item.
Get the victim to push their fingers in both ends of the trap. Watch the fun as they try to get them out. Made of multi-coloured Plastic.
Approx 9 inches long.

Cigar - Puffs Smoke
£1.00
This realistic cigar blows out fake smoke when 'smoked'.
Approx 4 inches long.

Cigar - Giant Hobo puffs smoke
£1.50 each
This cigar blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'.
Approx 10inches long.

Colour Change Putty
£1.50
Familiarly squidgy, malleable putty, but with a curious property; the colour changes according to temperature, making this a 'slimy' product that appeals as much to girls as boys.
Each portion of putty is contained within a transparent plastic ball for a mess-free demonstration of its colour-changing abilities. Features: •Four assorted colours •Measures 4cm

Custard Pie Foam Spray
£2.99
Ready, steady, SPLAT!
Foam is non-toxic, non-staining and non-flammable.
Great for 'Bugsy Malone' Productions
Please Note: This item is a novelty, it is not edible!

Diet Spoon
£2.99 each
Looking to shed a few pounds or trying to drop a hint to someone?
This spoon comes with a very large hole in the bowl.
You couldn't eat with it if you tried!

Dinosaur Specs
£1.00 each
Dinosaur glasses - black framed glasses with clear plastic lens freaky fake eyes will amaze, fool or scare your friends!
Eyes can be removed and glasses used for geeks, schoolboys, Buddy Holly, Elvis Costello, Austin powers etc... Perfect for Rocky Horror's Brad

Dog Turd - Long
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo.
Leave on the Carpet and wait the reaction!!
The long poo is approx 15cm long

Dog Turd - Round
£1.50
Realistic looking Dog Poo. Leave on the Carpet and wait the reaction!!
The round dog poo is approx 9cm in diameter

£1.50
Dog poo that looks like someone has stepped in it!! Just leave on the carpet and wait!

£1.50
Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture.
To heighten it's comic value this canine cack comes gift wrapped in pretty foil for that 'Special' person in your life.
Comes Gift Wrapped!

£1.50
Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture.
To heighten it's comic value this canine cack comes gift wrapped in pretty foil for that 'Special' person in your life.
Comes Gift Wrapped!

Double Headed 10p Coin
£10.00
DOUBLE HEADED 10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted 10p shows a "Heads" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
The date is the same on both sides. Have fun with them, maybe win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination

Double Sided 10p Coin - Tails
£10.00
DOUBLE TAILS 10p COIN
The legendry double sided coin... This beautifully crafted 10p shows a "Tails" on both sides.
Amaze people with this professional quality coin manufactured from genuine 10p coins.
There is no join on the edge of the coin. Made in the UK by Eddie Gibson (The World's Best Magic Coin Manufacturer)
Have fun with them, maybe win a pint or two with them.
You are only limited by your imagination

Dr Farts Keyring
£3.99
The Dr. Fart keyring has 6 hilarious fart sounds for you to let rip anywhere and blame on the innocent!!

Dribble Glass (Glass)
£3.99
Drinking Glass which makes your victim dribble their drink all over themselves!

Currently Out of Stock

Droopy Eye Specs
£1.99
Plastic Glasses With Drooping Eyes On Springs!!

Electric Shock Lighter
£5.99
It looks like an ordinary lighter - until your victim tries to use it. That's when they get a nasty (yet harmless) shock!

Electric Shock Pen
£5.99 - Shocking pen that also writes!
It looks like an ordinary Pen - until your victim tries to use it. That's when they get a nasty (yet harmless) shock!

Exhaust Whistle
95p
Place in your victim car's exhaust, and listen for the loud whistle noise!!

Fart Machine - Remote Control #2
£19.99
15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with 100 feet range. Requires Battery (1x 9V)

Fart Spray 100g
£2.99
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!

Fart Spray 30g
£1.50
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!

Fart Spray "the worst fart gas in the World"
£3.50 each
25g. A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray It Near Someone! Retire To A Safe Distance!

Finger Frights
60p each
Rubbery little creatures and childhood classics (something similar has recently been featured in TV advertisements, giving them a surge of popularity).
There are wide variations in the design, colour and facial expressions so everyone will have their favourite monster.
Features: •Assorted designs •Perfect 'party bag' line •Approx 2.5cm high

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Flexiface
£1.50
Finger holes allow the rubbery faces to be manipulated amusingly.
Features •8cm •Assorted designs

Flexi-Flyer
£1.99
A flexible flying ring that springs from a tiny 8cm pocket pouch into a full-size 22cm disc.
Features: •22cm disc •Individually boxed •Colours Vary

Flick Comb
£2.99
1950's Replica Flick Comb Ideal for Fancy Dress Accessory, Grease, Rebel Without a Cause etc!

Fortune Telling Fish
20p each
Place the mystical red Fortune Telling Fish on the palm of your hand- and watch it begin to move, wiggle, curl up or flip off your hand all by itself!
It moves differently with different people, and kids love them!
For more fun, look on the back of the special envelope to see what the movements mean.
Are you independent? Are you fickle? Are you in love?
See what the Fortune Telling Fish has to say about you!

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Fun Snaps (Devil Bangers)
50 snaps per small box
50p/Small Box
Throw these fun snaps on the ground and they make a banging noise.
Do Not Throw At People or Animals.

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Golf Jokes -
Exploding Golf Ball
£2.99
The exploding golf ball looks like a regular golf ball but with one very special difference. It blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke (powder) on impact.

Golf Jokes -
Mr GigglePutt
£5.99
An unpredictable, maddening, hilarious putting gag. Putt Mr GigglePutt and he will start snickering, giggling and laughing. The microchip in the ball is movement activated. Battery is good for hundreds of putts.

Golf Jokes -
Phantom Ball
£2.99
One of the BEST Golf Jokes!
An official sized golf ball with a genuine look and feel.
The "Phantom" golf ball disappears into a watery mist on impact. Really amusing - most golfers won't have a clue what has happened, as the ball literally vanishes into thin air!
Another classic golfing gag to suprise your fellow golfers with!
Brand New In Packaging

Golf Jokes - Pop A Putt
£2.99
The Ultimate Golf Joke (Pop-A-Putt).
Slip the Pop-A-Put into the Cup when they are not looking and stand back.
On the next putt, watch the incredible shock on their faces when the ball pops right out of the hole.
Brand New In Packaging.

Hand Buzzer
£1.50
Metal - wind up, place in palm of hand. When someone shakes your hand, they get a buzzing surprise.

Handcuffs - Metal
£3.99
These toy handcuffs are made of metal just like the real ones!
A special key is included for realistic release.
These toy metal handcuffs also offer a safety release that does not require the key. These toy handcuffs are great for pretend play!

Inflatable Tongue
£4.99
Absurd and surreal are two words to describe this prank.
The rubbery "tongue" is disturbingly realistic, with a mottled, whitened surface, but contains a hidden plastic tube with a pacifier-style tip.
When inserted between the lips, the tube can be blown through to inflate the tongue into an unnatural bubble.
Packaged in a hygienic, sealed plastic blister. Features •8cm

Instant Poo in a Can
£2.99
Instant Crap! Leave a turd for a friend or enemy.
Just hold down the plunger (much like a hair mousse can's) and release when you're satisfied with your pile.

Invisible Dog - Dog Lead
£4.99
You've heard of the invisible man - now marvel at the invisible dog!
A classic gag to entertain young & old alike, this stiffly wired dog lead with harness to hold your invisible dog will stimulate youngsters' imaginations and acting skills.

Jointed Snake
70p Each
Hold the snake by the tail, and the jointed sections make the head and body sway realistically.
Features: •28 cm •Assorted colours.

A Jointed Snake in: Please Select Green Blue Red Yellow

Joke Parking Ticket
with self adeshive wallets
£2.50
These NEW style joke parking tickes are the best!
You recieve 4 Novelty Tickets & 4 self adhesive Ticket Wallets, which attach to the windscreen.

Pack #1 includes: 1x Selfish parking ticket 1x Parking too close ticket 1x Private parking ticket 1x Reckless parking ticket & 4x self adeshive Ticket Wallets	Pack #2 includes: 1x Dirty Car ticket 1x Joke Parking ticket 1x Private parking ticket 1x Disabled parking ticket & 4x self adeshive Ticket Wallets

Pack: Please Select Pack #1 Pack #2

Jump-Ups
Smiley Face
50p
Push the Smiley Face down onto the base, Wait a few seconds and then "POP", up springs the bug to approximately 2-3 feet in the air.
A Classic childs toy that never fails to make a child smile

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Jumping Beans
20p each
Capsules that roll and lurch unpredictably!
Place the jumping beans in your hand and watch them move.
Do not eat or ingest.
Plastic capsules containing a ball bearing. Packaging and bean colors may vary.

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Joke Scratch Cards (4)
£1.99
Card of 4 "Shattered Dreams" Scratch Cards
Trick your friends with these authentic looking scartch cards.
All "Win" £50,000!

Kazoo
50p each
Classic novelty item. The kazoo is a simple musical instrument that adds a "buzzing" timbral quality to a player's voice when one vocalizes into it

Knife Through Head
£1.99
Classic visual gag. It looks like a knife has been stabbed right through your skull.

Keyfinder Keyring
£2.99
A whistle from the owner activates the bleeper and light in this keyring, enabling lost keys to be found.
Batteries included. Features: •5cm

Laughing Bag
£4.99
Give him a squeeze to have him in fits of laughter 12cm colourful printed squeeze activated electronic laughing bag. Colours may vary. Ages 3+. Batteries included.

Laughing Mirror
£6.99
KEEP VANITY IN CHECK!
Do you know someone who can't resist looking at themselves in the mirror? Imagine the look of surprise when they pick this one up! It's motion activated, so the mirror starts laughing when anyone is looking in it!

Magic Light Bulb (Glass)
As if by magic, this ordinary looking light bulb lights up in the magician's hand.
No connections to the magician are necessary. The light bulb is completely safe, and suitable for children as well as adults. Individually packaged in colourful, attractive boxes.
No skill is required - learn the magic light bulb's secret within five minutes of opening the package.
£5.99

Mirrorscope
£4.99
Any item placed in the base appears to float...
A fascinating optical illusion that fools everyone and is a must for collectors of such optical curiosities. Any item of a suitable size placed in the base appears to float above, totally unsuspended. Viewed from the right angle it is so effective that the impulse to reach out and touch it is almost irresistible. Parabolic mirrors are the secret. 15cm

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Movie Award
(23cm)
£4.99
Oscar Award just like the real thing!!
This is a plastic Oscar (Gold colour) which would be ideal to give to any budding young actor or Drama Queen and i`m sure we all know a few of them?!
Size: 9 1/2" tall.

Mustard Jar with Snake & Squeaker
£2.50
Open the jar and a squeaking snake pops up!

Nerd Specs
£1.99
There must be a reason why all nerds have these, wear them and find out why!
Specs are coloured black, with thick lenses.
One size fits all.

Novelty Note Pads:
CRAFT Pad
£2.99
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing!
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Novelty Note Pads:
The S**t Hit The Fan
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Novelty Note Pads:
This B**D Called
£2.99
Approx 50 sheets on a Note Pad

Pea Shooter
£1.99
Pea Shooter Kit with 48 Pellets

Additional Bags of Peas
30p each

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Playing Cards
£4.99
A5 size Playing Cards
Size 5"x7"

Potatoe Chips with Surprise snakes!
£5.99
Once you pop, the suprise snakes won't stop!!
2x Large 44" spring snakes jump out of the tube when opened.

Rattlesnake Eggs
99p
A noise and vibration prank that works by making people think it contains hatched snakes.
When they open the envelope it releases a wound up elastic band and this in turn makes a washer rattle in the bag. Can be reused in a variety of situations.
Try putting one in a greetings card for a nervous friend.

Rocket Balloons (2 in a pack)
50p per pack
Blow it up, let it go - it screams as it flies. Reusable, singly wrapped with instructions and straw

Silly String
Sprays coloured party foam string!
£1.99 each

Colour: Please Select Red Blue Green Yellow

Smoke Bombs
(2 x Small White Bombs)
£1.25
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!

Smoke Bombs
(2 x LARGE Red Bombs)
£2.00
Light with a match for an extreme smoke effect
Sold to over 16's only!

Snapper
£1.50
Try to hook the rubber band. Looks easy until you try. Once you know the secret, you can hook it every time. Great trick to pass around and have them try to do it.

Spud Gun
£2.99
This is a high quality die cast metal version and will last a lifetime.
This is not an ordinary gun, it has 4 functions:
1- Its a spudgun
2- Its a cap gun
3- Its a water pistol
4- It fires rubber pellets which are supplied with the gun.

Spy Glasses
To look at these spy glasses you would think that they were nothing more than an ordinary pair of sunglasses.
However, they have a unique mirror feature that also allows you to see behind you!
The unique lens allows you to look straight ahead as normal although a quick glance to the side and you can see through the mirrored lens as to whats going on behind you.
Ideal for undercover coverts and general spying and also very usual as a rear view mirror whilst cycling.
£1.00

Spy Pen
£1.25
A Must for any Spy's!
Make secret messages.
Writing is invisible until rubbed over by the other pen, after which it appears for easy reading. •15cm Tall

Squirt Wee Boy
£3.99
Fill the cheeky chapie with water, pull his shorts down and a stream of water flows out of, well, where you'd expect. The kind of nostalgic curiosity that never seems to lose it's appeal. 19cm Tall

Stink Bombs
(3 in a box)
£1.00
Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier.
These are the original stink blasters.
Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.

Stretchy Alien
50p each
Sticky aliens who stretch to an amazing length.
Individually bagged.
Features •6 cm •Lots of assorted colours and characters.

Syringe Pen
£1.00
Fun refillable pen that looks like a syringe filled with blood!
They write in BLUE ink Completely refillable with a standard biro refill, just unscrew the end.
FUN QUALITY PEN - ideal for any healthcare professional

Trick Slide In Dagger
(Dissappearing Dagger)
£1.50
Blade Retracts into Handle as you stab.
Llooks like pretend stabbing.
Ideal for Stage Productions or Plays.
Silver plastic blade with black plastic handle
Measurements:
Total Length:18.3cm (Blade:7.7cm Handle:10.6cm)

Trick Dice
Casino quality Dice!
4 Dice in a tube: 2 Normal Dice & 2 Trick Dice
The trick dice will always roll a 7 or a 11
£1.99

Vomit
£4.50
Large fake spew! Disgusting! 12" approx

Whoopee Cushion
99p
The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow up yourself and hide in a chair.
Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through the ages