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Jokes & Novelties Pages
 
Jokes

Black Eye Wonder Scope
70
Pretend you have a horrible wound to your finger!

Black Eye Wonder Scope
£1.50
Fake kaleidoscope which leaves a black mark around the eye of your victim

Blue Mouth Chewing Gum
99p
Ask friends to try your chewing gum. Turns their mouth blue!
5 sticks per pack


Currently Out of stock

Bloody Razor
50p
Plastic razor blade fits overfinger for great effect.
Fake blood not included

Bomb Bag
50p each
Oh so very cool! Squeeze the bag with your fingers till you feel the smaller bag inside - break.
Then throw! You have 30 seconds until the bag explodes with a loud 'POP!'
Quantity
1-9
10+
50+
Price
50p each
45p each
40p each

Quantity: 

Car Scratch
80p
If someone loves their car too much enjoy their faces when they see this big black scratch on their pride and joy.
24cm x 5cm self adhesive black sticker.

Cig Burn
90p
A realistic fake cigarette with a trick cigarette burn attached. Simply place on any carpet bed or someones best furniture and wait for a reaction!!

Cigarette Bangers (10)
£1.25
Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for an explosive effect when lit!!

Cigarette Stinkers (5)
£1.25
Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for a surprising smelly effect when lit!!



Crap-a-lot Teabag
70p
Brew like a real tea bag and watch your victim run for the toilet

Cockroach in Candy
99p
Give this innocent looking sweet to your victim, when they unwrap the wrapper, a fake cockroach is waiting to give a huge surprise.

Detonator
£1.25
Place under any item, when picked up a loud bang occurs.

Detonator Caps (80)
£1.50
These are Replacement caps for Detonator and Exploding Jokes.
Compatible with all Exploding Detonator devices. These caps give off a loud, startling BANG! when fired.


Only available to post within UK

Dirty Face Soap
80p
Looks like a real white, soap bar. Looks clean, washes dirty

Disappearing Ink
£1.50
Pour onto any pale material and watch your victim panic. Evaporates completely within seconds

Double Sucker
80p
Makes a cup stick to the saucer or a glass to the table

Exhaust Whistle
£1.35
Place on the exhaust pipe to make it whistle like a kettle


Exploding Chewing Gum

£1.75
Gives a loud bang when you pull out a stick of gum



Exploding Lighter

£1.99
Explodes when you pick it up

Exploding Matches (10)
£1.75
When the match is struck, it explodes


Exploding Pen

£1.75
Gives a loud bang when you remove the lid of the pen

Fake Cigarettes (2)
99p
These cigarettes blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'

Fake Cig Endz (2)
60p
These short cig endz blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'

Fake Dandruff
99p
Pour onto your victim's hair, everyone will think they have dandruff!

Fart Bomb Bag
50p
Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. Squeeze to activate. A few monents later, it actually pops the bag and out comes this evil smell... sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of the above.
Quantity
1-9
10+
50+
Price
50p each
45p each
40p each

Quantity: 

Fart Powder
70p
Pour this powder into any hot drink and your victim will keep farting

Fart Spray 30g
£1.50
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray it near to someone!
Retire to a safe distance!

Only available to post within UK

Fart Whistle
80p
Small whistle, when blown sounds like a trump!

Floating Eyeball
80p
Place in someone’s drink, and wait for the screams

Fly In Ice Cube
£1.00
Fake ice cube with a plastic fly in the centre, great for parties!

Foaming Sugar
£1.00
Put into a hot drink for a volcanic effect

Freaky Finger
99p
Put on your finger, Looks like you have cut your finger off!

Frothing Blood Capsules (4)
80p
Capsules, when chewed, create a frothing blood effect in your mouth

Fun Blood
£1.50
Fake liquid blood, ideal for Draculas and gory fun

Fun Snaps (Devil Bangers)
50 snaps per small box
50p/Small Box
Throw these fun snaps on the ground and they make a banging noise.
Do Not Throw At People or Animals.

Quantity
1-9
10+
50+
Price
50p each
45p each
40p each
Quantity: 
Golf Jokes -
Phantom Ball

£2.99
One of the BEST Golf Jokes!
An official sized golf ball with a genuine look and feel.
The "Phantom" golf ball disappears into a watery mist on impact. Really amusing - most golfers won't have a clue what has happened, as the ball literally vanishes into thin air!
Another classic golfing gag to suprise your fellow golfers with!
Brand New In Packaging
Golf Jokes -
Crazy Golf Ball

£1.50
Which ever way you putt it, this little monkey will never putt straight!

Hand Buzzer (Metal)
£1.50
Place in hand, when someone shakes your hand they will receive a surprise!

Horrible Finger
£1.25
Fits over your own finger to give the effect of a bloody finger

Hot Tea Bag
75p
Brew it as a normal tea bag and watch you victim squirm as they taste the red hot chilli tea

Insect In Sugar
75p
Put the sugar cube in a hot drink to reveal a hidden 'insect' for your victim to find
Discontinued
Thank you E.U.!

Instant Worms
99p
Drop these tiny pellets in a drink and they instantly turn into slimy-looking worms!
Pack of 4

Currently Out of stock

Itching Powder
70p
Place a little of this powder on your victim and watch them wiggle

Jumping Putty
£1.99
A fun toy to relieve stress or just for fun. It stretches, it molds and it jumps. Jumping Bounce Putty features
• Can be molded into any shape
• Bounces with surprising velocity
• Suitable for 5 years of age and up

Kitty Crap
99p
Realistic looking kitty crap! (Or small dog poo!) Classic!

Krap-alot Sugar
70p
Add to any hot drink and your victim will need the loo a lot!

Living Mummy Finger
£2.50
The performer shows a small box labelled Mummy Finger, stating this is a souvenir he purchased on his last trip to Egypt. The box is opened to display a finger resting on a pad of cotton. A spectator is invited to touch the finger, and it wiggles, producing a gasp or a laugh.
Special Mummy Finger box made with a plastic box and printed colour card cover. A new model of an old joke item

Loaded Dice
£1.75
1 Normal dice, 1 Loaded dice that always rolls a 6.
Sold for entertainment purposes only.

Loaded Dice
7-11

£2.99
2 Normal,
2 gimmicked!
Always roll a winner with these special dice - a 7 or 11 is guaranteed on every throw.
Sold for entertainment purposes only.

Magic Candles (10)
90p
Put them on a cake, light and watch your victim fail to blow them out

Magic Thumbtip
£2.50
Put a handkerchief in your hand and make it vanish!
Magic Thumb Tip with Handkerchief and Instructions


Money Snatcher
£1.35
Place a note on the end of the retractable clear wire, pretend to give it to someone and laugh as they fail to grab it

Mystic Smoke
Tube
£1.99
Clouds and clouds of white smoke pour from your fingertips. Your hand can be shown to be empty at all times.
One tube can last for over 100 Performances! Use again and again.

Mystic Smoke
Sachet
99p
This is a smaller pack of Magical Mystic Smoke.
Clouds and clouds of white smoke pour from your fingertips. Your hand can be shown to be empty at all times.

Nail through Finger
90p
An old classic. Place over your finger and give someone a fright

Pepper Chewing Gum
£1.25
Watch your victim cringe as he begins chewing on a presumably innocent stick of gum. It tastes like HOT peppers!
5 Sticks per pack.


Currently Out of stock

Pimple & Wart
80p
A fake Pimple and Wart to stick on your face

Rattlesnake Eggs
99p
An Envelope with a wind-up mechanism inside, that surprises anyone who opens the envelope

Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
£19.99
15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with 100 foot range.
Requires Batteries (1x 9V)

Snappy Chewing Gum
90p
Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise as they take a piece

Snappy Chewing Gum with insect
£1.25
Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise with an insect, as they take a piece

Sneezing Powder
60p
Throw in front of the face and sneezing will follow.

Snot
99p
Put in nostrel for a realistic dangling Snot effect!

Spider & Fly
99p
Realistic looking Spider & Fly.
Scary!!

Squigler
£1.20
This cute squigler plays around in your hands

Squirt Calculator
£1.99
When someone tries to use this calculator, they get a wet surprise

Squirt Camera
£1.50
Offer to take a picture of your victim, when they say "cheese" they get a wet surprise


Currently Out of Stock

Squirt Chewing Gum
£1.25
When someone is offered a piece of chewing gum, they get a wet surprise

Squirt Cigarette
85p
Offer someone a cig, when they reach for it they get soaked.

Squirt Lighter
80p
Fill with water and offer someone a 'light', a very wet one!

Squirt Ring
95p
Place ring on finger, when someone admires it they get a wet surprise

Squirt Toilet Seat
99p
Get them when they are least expecting it. A jet of water squirts up as they sit down.

Stiffy Stuff
(Gelling Powder)

£1.00
Drop this powder into a glass of liquid and watch it stiffen into a semi-solid gel! Each package contains enough Slush Powder for a single use.


Currently Out of Stock
Stink Bombs
£1.00
(3 in a box)
Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier.
These are the original stink blasters.
Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.

Sweets - Bloody Mouth (3)
99p
Makes the teeth and mouth red

Sweets - Blue Mouth (3)
99p
Makes the teeth and mouth go blue

Sweets - Fart Action (3)
99p
Gives your victim terrible flatulence

Sweets – Fishy (3)
99p
Hard boiled sweet, tastes of foul fish!

Sweets - Garlic (3)
99p
Makes your victim taste concentrated garlic in the centre of the sweet

Sweets - Hot (3)
99p
Makes your victim's mouth extremely hot

Sweets – Soap Centred (3)
99p
Gives your victim a frothy, soapy sensation

Sweets – Smelly Feet (3)
99p
Absolutely Disgusting! boiled sweets with the flavour of your old trainers

Thumb Cuffs
£1.50
Novelty metal thumb cuffs!

Trick or Turd
£1.50
Joke Turd, put in toilet for the perfect 'floater'

Turd - Sticky
(Round)

£1.99
Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky texture.
Comes Gift Wrapped!

Turd – Round
£1.50
Realistic looking dog turd! Classic!
Approx 9cm diameter

Turd – Long
£1.50
Realistic looking dog turd! Classic!
Approx 15cm Long

Turd - Kitty Crap
99p
Realistic looking kitty crap!
(Or small dog poo!)
Classic!

Turd Pen
£1.50
This pen really is crap! Biro Pen

Water Bombs
60p
Great for water fights!

Wobbly Pencil
£1.25
A pencil with a rubber tip, your friends won't be able to write!

Whoopee Cushion
99p
The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow up yourself and hide in a chair.
Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through the ages
Whoopee Cushion
Self Inflating
£2.50
This is the new and improved whoopee cushion because it inflates itself after each fart. It's always ready to make it's classic fart noise without the need to blow it up each time!
6" diameter



 

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