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Black
Eye Wonder Scope
70
Pretend you have a horrible wound to your finger!
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Black
Eye Wonder Scope
£1.50
Fake kaleidoscope which leaves a black mark around the eye of your
victim
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Blue Mouth Chewing Gum
99p
Ask friends to try your chewing gum. Turns their mouth blue!
5 sticks per pack
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Bloody Razor
50p
Plastic razor blade fits overfinger for great effect.
Fake blood not included
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Bomb
Bag
50p each
Oh so very cool! Squeeze the bag with your fingers till you feel
the smaller bag inside - break.
Then throw! You have 30 seconds until the bag explodes with a
loud 'POP!'
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Quantity
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1-9
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10+
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Price
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50p each
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Car
Scratch
80p
If someone loves their car too much enjoy their faces when they
see this big black scratch on their pride and joy.
24cm x 5cm self adhesive black sticker.
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Cig
Burn
90p
A realistic fake cigarette with a trick cigarette burn attached.
Simply place on any carpet bed or someones best furniture and
wait for a reaction!!
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Cigarette
Bangers (10)
£1.25
Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for an explosive
effect when lit!!
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Cigarette
Stinkers (5)
£1.25
Insert into the end of your victims cigarette for a surprising smelly
effect when lit!!
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Crap-a-lot
Teabag
70p
Brew like a real tea bag and watch your victim run for the toilet
Cockroach
in Candy
99p
Give this innocent looking sweet to your victim, when they unwrap
the wrapper, a fake cockroach is waiting to give a huge surprise.
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Detonator
£1.25
Place under any item, when picked up a loud bang occurs.
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Detonator
Caps (80)
£1.50
These are Replacement caps for Detonator and Exploding Jokes.
Compatible with all Exploding Detonator devices. These caps give
off a loud, startling BANG! when fired.
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Dirty
Face Soap
80p
Looks like a real white, soap bar. Looks clean, washes dirty
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Disappearing
Ink
£1.50
Pour onto any pale material and watch your victim panic. Evaporates
completely within seconds
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Double
Sucker
80p
Makes a cup stick to the saucer or a glass to the table
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Exhaust
Whistle
£1.35
Place on the exhaust pipe to make it whistle like a kettle
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Exploding Chewing Gum
£1.75
Gives a loud bang when you pull out a stick of gum
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Exploding Lighter
£1.99
Explodes when you pick it up
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Exploding Matches (10)
£1.75
When the match is struck, it explodes
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Exploding Pen
£1.75
Gives a loud bang when you remove the lid of the pen
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Fake
Cigarettes (2)
99p
These cigarettes blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'
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Fake
Cig Endz (2)
60p
These short cig endz blow out fake smoke when 'smoked'
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Fake
Dandruff
99p
Pour onto your victim's hair, everyone will think they have dandruff!
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Fart
Bomb Bag
50p
Think of them as stink bombs that have a self-release timer. Squeeze
to activate. A few monents later, it actually pops the bag and out
comes this evil smell... sulfur, brimstone, rotten eggs, all of
the above.
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1-9
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50p each
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Fart
Powder
70p
Pour this powder into any hot drink and your victim will keep farting
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Fart Spray
30g
£1.50
A can of the most foul smelling gas you've ever smelt.
Spray it near to someone!
Retire to a safe distance!
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Fart
Whistle
80p
Small whistle, when blown sounds like a trump!
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Floating
Eyeball
80p
Place in someones drink, and wait for the screams
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Fly
In Ice Cube
£1.00
Fake ice cube with a plastic fly in the centre, great for parties!
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Foaming
Sugar
£1.00
Put into a hot drink for a volcanic effect
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Freaky
Finger
99p
Put on your finger, Looks like you have cut your finger off!
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Frothing
Blood Capsules (4)
80p
Capsules, when chewed, create a frothing blood effect in your mouth
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Fun
Blood
£1.50
Fake liquid blood, ideal for Draculas
and gory fun
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Fun Snaps
(Devil Bangers)
50 snaps per small box
50p/Small Box
Throw these fun snaps on the ground and they make a banging
noise.
Do Not Throw At People or Animals.
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50p each
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Golf Jokes
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Phantom Ball
£2.99
One of the BEST Golf Jokes!
An official sized golf ball with a genuine look and feel.
The "Phantom" golf ball disappears into a watery mist on impact.
Really amusing - most golfers won't have a clue what has happened,
as the ball literally vanishes into thin air!
Another classic golfing gag to suprise your fellow golfers with!
Brand New In Packaging
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Golf Jokes
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Crazy Golf Ball
£1.50
Which ever way you putt it, this little monkey will never putt straight!
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Hand
Buzzer (Metal)
£1.50
Place in hand, when someone shakes your hand they will receive a
surprise!
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Horrible Finger
£1.25
Fits over your own finger to give the effect of a bloody finger
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Hot
Tea Bag
75p
Brew it as a normal tea bag and watch you victim squirm as they
taste the red hot chilli tea
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Insect
In Sugar
75p
Put the sugar cube in a hot drink to reveal a hidden 'insect' for
your victim to find
Discontinued
Thank you E.U.!
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Instant Worms
99p
Drop these tiny pellets in a drink and they instantly
turn into slimy-looking worms!
Pack of 4
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Itching
Powder
70p
Place a little of this powder on your victim and watch them wiggle
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Jumping Putty
£1.99
A fun toy to relieve stress or just for fun. It stretches, it molds
and it jumps. Jumping Bounce Putty features
Can be molded into any shape
Bounces with surprising velocity
Suitable for 5 years of age and up
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Kitty Crap
99p
Realistic looking kitty crap! (Or small dog poo!) Classic!
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Krap-alot
Sugar
70p
Add to any hot drink and your victim will need the loo a lot!
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Living
Mummy Finger
£2.50
The performer shows a small box labelled Mummy Finger, stating this
is a souvenir he purchased on his last trip to Egypt. The box is
opened to display a finger resting on a pad of cotton. A spectator
is invited to touch the finger, and it wiggles, producing a gasp
or a laugh.
Special Mummy Finger box made with a plastic box and printed colour
card cover. A new model of an old joke item
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Loaded
Dice
£1.75
1 Normal dice, 1 Loaded dice that always rolls a 6.
Sold for entertainment purposes only.
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Loaded Dice
7-11
£2.99
2 Normal,
2 gimmicked!
Always roll a winner with these special dice - a 7 or 11 is guaranteed
on every throw.
Sold for entertainment purposes only.
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Magic
Candles (10)
90p
Put them on a cake, light and watch your victim fail to blow them
out
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Magic
Thumbtip
£2.50
Put a handkerchief in your hand and make it vanish!
Magic Thumb Tip with Handkerchief and Instructions
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Money
Snatcher
£1.35
Place a note on the end of the retractable clear wire, pretend to
give it to someone and laugh as they fail to grab it
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Mystic
Smoke
Tube
£1.99
Clouds and clouds of white smoke pour from your fingertips. Your
hand can be shown to be empty at all times.
One tube can last for over 100 Performances! Use again and again.
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Mystic
Smoke
Sachet
99p
This is a smaller pack of Magical Mystic Smoke.
Clouds and clouds of white smoke pour from your fingertips. Your
hand can be shown to be empty at all times.
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Nail
through Finger
90p
An old classic. Place over your finger and give someone a fright
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Pepper
Chewing Gum
£1.25
Watch your victim cringe as he begins chewing on a presumably innocent
stick of gum. It tastes like HOT peppers!
5 Sticks per pack.
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Pimple
& Wart
80p
A fake Pimple and Wart to stick on your face
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Rattlesnake
Eggs
99p
An Envelope with a wind-up mechanism inside, that surprises anyone
who opens the envelope
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Remote
Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
£19.99
15 Realistic Fart Noises, Remote controlled Unit with 100 foot range.
Requires Batteries (1x 9V)
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Snappy
Chewing Gum
90p
Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise
as they take a piece
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Snappy Chewing Gum with insect
£1.25
Offer someone a piece of gum and they will get a snappy surprise
with an insect, as they take a piece
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Sneezing Powder
60p
Throw in front of the face and sneezing will follow.
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Snot
99p
Put in nostrel for a realistic dangling Snot effect!
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Spider & Fly
99p
Realistic looking Spider & Fly.
Scary!!
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Squigler
£1.20
This cute squigler plays around in your hands
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Squirt
Calculator
£1.99
When someone tries to use this calculator, they get a wet surprise
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Squirt
Camera
£1.50
Offer to take a picture of your victim, when they say "cheese"
they get a wet surprise
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Squirt
Chewing Gum
£1.25
When someone is offered a piece of chewing gum, they get a wet surprise
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Squirt
Cigarette
85p
Offer someone a cig, when they reach for it they get soaked.
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Squirt
Lighter
80p
Fill with water and offer someone a 'light', a very wet one!
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Squirt
Ring
95p
Place ring on finger, when someone admires it they get a wet surprise
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Squirt
Toilet Seat
99p
Get them when they are least expecting it. A jet of water squirts
up as they sit down.
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Stiffy Stuff
(Gelling Powder)
£1.00
Drop this powder into a glass of liquid and watch it stiffen into
a semi-solid gel! Each package contains enough Slush Powder for
a single use.
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Stink Bombs
£1.00
(3 in a box)
Whiffy jokes don't come any smellier.
These are the original stink blasters.
Break the vial and a terrible pong spreads out but soon disappears.
3 glass vials of evil smelling liquid.
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Sweets - Bloody Mouth (3)
99p
Makes the teeth and mouth red
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Sweets
- Blue Mouth (3)
99p
Makes the teeth and mouth go blue
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Sweets
- Fart Action (3)
99p
Gives your victim terrible flatulence
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Sweets
Fishy (3)
99p
Hard boiled sweet, tastes of foul fish!
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Sweets
- Garlic (3)
99p
Makes your victim taste concentrated garlic in the centre of the
sweet
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Sweets
- Hot (3)
99p
Makes your victim's mouth extremely hot
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Sweets
Soap Centred (3)
99p
Gives your victim a frothy, soapy sensation
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Sweets
Smelly Feet (3)
99p
Absolutely Disgusting! boiled sweets with the flavour of your old
trainers
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Thumb
Cuffs
£1.50
Novelty metal thumb cuffs!
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Trick or Turd
£1.50
Joke Turd, put in toilet for the perfect 'floater'
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Turd - Sticky
(Round)
£1.99
Not only does this Dog Poo look like the real thing but feels
incredibly like it too!! (I imagine anyway) with a squidgy sticky
texture.
Comes Gift Wrapped!
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Turd
Round
£1.50
Realistic looking dog turd! Classic!
Approx 9cm diameter
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Turd
Long
£1.50
Realistic looking dog turd! Classic!
Approx 15cm Long
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Turd - Kitty Crap
99p
Realistic looking kitty crap!
(Or small dog poo!)
Classic!
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Turd
Pen
£1.50
This pen really is crap! Biro Pen
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Water
Bombs
60p
Great for water fights!
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Wobbly
Pencil
£1.25
A pencil with a rubber tip, your friends won't be able to write!
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Whoopee Cushion
99p
The much requested traditional Whoopee Cushion which you blow up
yourself and hide in a chair.
Makes the classic raspberry so beloved of pranksters through the
ages
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Whoopee
Cushion
Self Inflating
£2.50
This is the new and improved whoopee cushion because it inflates
itself after each fart. It's always ready to make it's classic fart
noise without the need to blow it up each time!
6" diameter
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